$UNC

ABOUT RETARD UNCLE

Uncle found 8,000 BTC in the trash.
A normal man retires. Uncle? He YOLO’d it on slots, ponzis, and meme coins.
Every day is “all in,” every loss is “practice.”
$UNC isn’t an investment, it’s a lifestyle. Send it or stay broke.

BUY NOW

GALLERY

Uncle never worked a 9-5.
Uncle never saved a dime.
Uncle never quit chasing “easy money.”

Lottery tickets. Poker tables. Pyramid schemes. “Investing” in three divorces back-to-back. If it looked like a shortcut to riches, Uncle was in.

And then it happened. While digging through trash looking for scrap metal to pawn, Uncle found a hard drive with 8,000 BTC.

A normal man would retire. Buy an island. Hire accountants.
But Uncle?
Nah.

He saw it as the biggest chip ever dropped on the table.

Slots? Spin max.
Blackjack? Double down every hand.
Horse race? “Put it all on the one that looks nervous.”
New meme coin with no liquidity? “SEND IT.”

Because in Uncle’s eyes:
● Every day is another opportunity.

● Losing it all is just “practice.”
● Quitting is for people with jobs.

And that’s what $UNC is. A tribute to the ultimate degenerate: a man so addicted to the dream that even 8,000 BTC wasn’t the finish line, it was just the buy-in.

UNCLE’S ETERNAL GAMBLE $UNC

$UNC, the only token where the roadmap is literally “ALL IN.” Uncle didn’t make it… but you might. Or not. Either way, Uncle would want you to send it

TOKENOMICS

Total supply:

Sell/buy tax:

$1B

0/0

LP BURNED

CA: Coming soon

ROAD MAP

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1. CREATION

The initial phase will be creating the UNC meme token and accompanying media, including the website, X, and Telegram channels.

2. MARKETING

The second phase will immediately follow the creation phase, where we plan to market the meme token across all channels. We also plan to list the token on multiple exchanges like LBank, Binance, CoinGecko, CoinMarketCap etc.

3. EXPANSION

The expansion phase will follow but complement the marketing phase. We plan to celebrate $UNC the innocent uncle by posting artwork related to the innocent uncle mission.
His mission? A cheerful quokka found a lost hard drive full of BTC. Instead of cashing out, he followed his dream: creating $UNC, a coin that stands for innocence, curiosity, and wholesome adventure.